Reading a Courtney Love blog post is like doing a Rorschach inkblot test. You can’t tell if she’s really saying what you think or if it’s just in your head as some kind of repressed part of your psyche. Well, let’s give this one a go.
Love’s definitely rekindling her feud with Ryan Adams, which she started last year when she claimed that he stole almost $900k from Francis Bean Cobain’s trust fund to record his Rock N Roll album, but what’s this bit about his wife, Mandy Moore? Here, you try:
Christ ugh igh ugh Mandy Moore ick the thoufghg of her sticking her toungue downthat filthy hatch…i might as well go watch “Hostelle” ill feel better), ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass, ick i LOATHE that guy, ivehad my fair share of fights with artists, i mean Kathleen :Black Card” Horowitz OOPS did i tell a big secret? you mean ypou didmnt KNPW she had a HUGE bunch of property? a Centurion card and summers in the Hamptons? oops…
It looks she’s mocking Ryan’s dental hygiene, but didn’t she see his tour rider demands one bottle of Listerine at every gig? The only other part I understand is that she’s dissing Beastie Boy Adam Horowitz’s wife, Bikini Kill’s Kathleen Hanna, for not being punk rock or selling out perhaps. As far as the Adams feud is concerned, Love finishes the first part of her rant with a sudden burst of clarity, saying “People i would hit if i saw them… Lynn Hirschberg… Ryan Adams.”
So the only thing Ryan Adams could take away from this, he probably already knows at this point: Stay the eff away from Courtney Love.