Van Halen, Satriani, Chili Peppers Supergroup Already a Hit

Have you heard the new music from Chickenfoot, a new band made up of Sammy Hagar, Mike Anthony, Joe Satriani, and Chad Smith? No, you haven’t heard it because it doesn’t publically exist yet, but the strange supergroup’s tour has already sold out.

In a post on their site, the band said: “Beyond our expectations, the public onsales for the 9 Road Test shows sold out all tickets in record time. The band was blown away by your response and can’t wait to take the show on the road!” We have no idea what “the show” even is, but based on some videos they’ve posted, there’s some thrashing guitars (The Satch), screaming vocals (Hagar), and a dude that looks like Will Ferrell (the drummer from Red Hot Chili Peppers).

What’s more, the shows sold out so quickly, even some fan club members couldn’t get tickets. There’s no music, but they’ve got a fan club? This is what’s become of mainstream music, folks.

Now when can I order the box set!?!1