There was a quite a hubbub (God, I hate that word) recently about the likes of Death For Cutie, Bon Iver, and Thom Yorke possibly setting out on a tour of the U.S. of A.’s Hot Topic stores in support of the New Moon soundtrack. Well, part of that scandal is kinda true. Kinda.

ShockHound (a Hot Topic-owned site) reports that the Twilight Saga: New Moon Talent Tour is totes launching next week in Hollywood, but the big stars (Death Cab, Band of Skulls) are only performing at the first show. Anya Marina or Hurricane Bells, however, will be at the remaining shows. There will also be a Q&A with cast members, including that guy from the movie and that girl, as well as those other guys and girls from the movie as well.

Here’s the full schedule, so mark your calendars… in blood! Muahahaha. And I’m spent: